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My OCD And I

Hello everyone, how are we doing? First of all, I want to say thank you to God and the people that organized this event. I'm so honored to have been selected and to even be standing before you all this beautiful morning. Alright. There are so many things I do not like  but two things are on the front cover of this "my do not like magazine". One the top right are the people who claim to have an OCD  just because they are a bit cleaner than what could be accepted as normal  and right below it are people who say they are depressed because they are sad. I have a problem with the person, what they say and how they say it. They basically always make OCD something to aspire for while drawing attention and sympathy to themselves. This makes me wonder where the got their orientation on OCD from, why they felt it should be their identity and why they never bothered reading about it before choosing to be identified by it. I remember a friend who took pride in saying 'ooh my OCD ...

The Kind Of Men I Want

The Lord is my shepherd I shall not wan t  but the spirit is willing and the flesh is weak now I want a lot of things. So you see this talk about girls preferring dark skin guys compared to the lighter ones; I don't know if I have a specific preference, more like my whole thought process into picking a guy goes through different pot holes. For instance, My previous identity was situationship and heartbreak but I have been bought by the blood of the lamb and old names have passed away. I died and resurrected in him so behold a new creation (begin to speak in tongues now brethren) Praise the Lord Amen At a point due to my excursion in the different cities of men, I concluded I was going to marry a white guy. That's want number 1 Want number 2 My obsession with guys who have long hair. Long hair that can be packed(very important) so if there is a white guy without hair or with short hair and a black guy with long hair I will definitely go for the long hair guy. (E shock you bah, m...

The 3in1 Package

Hey, have you been trying to make sense out of what has been happening in the world? Do you struggle with anxiety and depression? Do your insecurities sometimes get the worst out of you and you just want to give up? Do you question the reason for your existence and conclude maybe you really do not have any purpose? Well, you are at the right place because I have a solution for you. Follow me; Introducing (Rolls curtain) The 3 in 1 package God the father God the son God the Holy spirit Let's talk about God the father; So in the beginning, God the Father created this world we live in. He literally spoke and everything came into existence (some kind of superhero stuff) Let me  burst your bubble, he created those superheroes you so love(spider-man, black panther, iron man, etc) Before he created your favorite marvel actors, He actually created some set of people by the name Adam and Eve.  Placed them in a garden and instructed them not to eat from a particular tree.  Well, Ev...

My Identity Crisis

  Oh, hello This is uum kind of awkward. You would think after doing this for so many years, I would be so courageous and confident to stand before a crowd. It's almost like every event I'm invited for,is a chance to stand on the stage again for the very first time.  Somehow I believe that's the beauty of it all, the nervousness, excitement, the adrenaline spike that rushes through my body helping me prepare so I don't get so comfortable in my God-given abilities and slip up. Well, as some of you may know My name is Emediong Francis Udoudoh and I wear many hats but for this event, I choose to wear my green public speaking hat. Can I have a seat please? I hope that's fine yea, okay I think I would be more comfortable if I assume the friendly kind of vibe position. Thank you very much. So, as I was saying my self and my green hat we want to talk you today about identity. As many of you may know, I am the founder of Dimensionsofgold conglomerate but what you don't ...

Entanglements

I have never been in love with Nigeria and for the longest time i always wanted to travel out. I didn't even care what country,as long as it wasn't Nigeria. Overtime our relationship grew worse and it extended to my personal life. By personal life,i meant the people i dated. The people i felt i was in love with. They had this typical Nigerian mindset i couldn't deal with  and the cycle of breakups made me conclude just maybe..i'm meant to be with a white guy. The relationship became so toxic that i had to become the bigger person and end it so i broke up with Nigeria. Even though i ended the relationship i still felt Nigeria failed me, i felt betrayed. I didn't choose to be in this relationship, Nigeria choose me via my parent  so obviously our love was and had to be transactional: i f you meet my needs then i love you, if you don't then i don't. So when the opportunity for me to travel out came i took it without hesitation even when i didn't particularl...

My Lovers 'EX-ecution'

"You are under arrest for the murder of  Sifon. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. You are allowed to call your lawyer, but if you don't have any, one would be provided for you". Do you  understand? Do you understand? yes Honestly,I don't think I did understand my fate. I don't know what day it is today but hey, at least I'm still on earth not on the road to hell,  that was what I was thinking as I joined my cell mates to perform our routine labor. They are quite loud and I would never understand how they derived joy from being in prison( how would I?) I was still going to be sentenced to death cause I kid you not,there is a whole hierarchy here,from the commander to the nobody, then me. Pretty face  Pretty face yea,that's me. They called me pretty face and it just made me remember those  good old days when I kept chanting; I'm more than a pretty face,I'm intelligent and hardworking.If ...