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The Kind Of Men I Want







The Lord is my shepherd I shall not wan
but the spirit is willing and the flesh is weak
now I want a lot of things.

So you see this talk about girls preferring dark skin guys compared to the lighter ones;
I don't know if I have a specific preference, more like my whole thought process into picking a guy goes through different pot holes.
For instance,
My previous identity was situationship and heartbreak but I have been bought by the blood of the lamb and old names have passed away.
I died and resurrected in him so behold a new creation
(begin to speak in tongues now brethren)
Praise the Lord
Amen

At a point due to my excursion in the different cities of men, I concluded I was going to marry a white guy.
That's want number 1

Want number 2
My obsession with guys who have long hair.
Long hair that can be packed(very important)
so if there is a white guy without hair or with short hair and a black guy with long hair
I will definitely go for the long hair guy.
(E shock you bah, me too)

Want number 3
I'm not really into that whole muscular guy.
Do I want bae fit? 
yes, you shouldn't be looking lanky
Do I want to be scared of you?
no
so please don't be shredded but will I pick a Korean-looking guy in a minute over this fit guy?
Yes, and we all know Korean guys exercise but they are almost always slim.

Want number 4
If there is a dark guy that is not too shredded but has an afro and there is a light-skinned guy who has a very clean cut.
Clean cut guy take me away
I'm yours, I'm your baby.


Want number 5
If there is a black guy with a clean-cut, not shredded tall and handsome and there is a white tall guy too
my dear
hmmm, I don't even know how to say this but I'm making breakfast, more like ordering food for the white  guy because that's bae, and if I don't take care of him
Who will?

Want number 6
If there is a dark guy with the above-mentioned physicals and light skin guy
I'll pick the dark guy.

Want number 7
If there are two guys; one with a suit, the other a waist coat without the suit
I just don't understand why my brain tells me the waist coat guy belongs to me.

Want number 8
If this same waist coat guy is with a traditional attire guy who is putting on palms or sandals not a dressing shoe
you see that brain that picked the waist coat guy
it's picking the traditional guy now.

Want number 9
If there is a dark guy with  all the characteristics above and a light skin guy with the same characteristics who is a pastor
yoo, I can't explain the thing dragging me to pastors abeg.
I'll pick the light guy, after all, we are beautifully and wonderfully made, and man shall not live on bread alone but tell me what's better than leaving with the mouthpiece of God and then living with him?
Nothing.
 
Want number 10
You see all these characteristics if I meet a man that can play the instrument, sing, and has a great fashion sense every other person is canceled.
Behold the bridegroom cometh.

Want number 11
Gods preference

In summary, I'll pick a white guy, a dark guy, and a light-skinned guy.
I don't have any ultimate preference.

You see why I'm single guys?
because the person I'm describing doesn't exist more like He exists in 11 bodies.
Very soon, God will call a meeting with me and tell me to create this person I've been praying about
because every time my request reaches Heaven Jesus doesn't even bother opening it
He just sees it and goes
oh it's Emediong

The beautifully and wonderfully made creation of God
Oya join me Host of Angels as we forward this to the Father
Hymn 361
1,2 ready
soprano

Into your sanctuary
we have come to offer this request
in adoration and praise
we hope You answer this child f yours
because this is above my pay grade
I mean, I didn't die for her to be selecting men like beans
so Dear Father, Can you please answer because with you there is no impossibility.
There is nothing
nothing you cannot do
nothing you cannot change
nothing you cannot turn around
you are able Great and mighty God
I put my trust in you........

The Lord is your shepherd, please do not want unnecessary things like me
as you can see, I'm yet to find him because I haven't gotten building materials from God yet to build him.
Be content with what you have and will have

On the flip side every guy has a chance, so shoot your shot bro

With that being written
this is Dimensionsofgold
and I'm your host
Emediong


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Comments

  1. 😅😅😅 Don't worry, God is already working on all the wants. The all in one package will come soon...

    Love the write up. Gave me a great laugh 🙂

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