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On Being A Feminist

The other day I was privileged to attend an event, it wasn't necessarily a church program but it centered around Christianity and women. So of course the guest speakers would be women but one was particularly very interesting. This lady  went on and on about how Christian women should act, which I agreed for the most part and learnt new  things. However, she took me aback with a particular statement she made "you can't be a Christian and a feminist". She went ahead to attempt to back up her claim by saying "feminism is a cult group". At this point the only thing I could utter was Hmmm, wahala dey o. I immediately had to google the meaning of feminism and right after I searched for misandry. I know there has been a lot of attack on people who identify as a feminists but this was the first time I heard "...you can't be both a Christian and a feminist". I had a lot of questions as you might have guessed. I honestly just wanted to understand where ...

Random Facts About Me

 I'm a very anxious person,80 percent of the time I'm nervous about something I don't like when people ask me questions. I don't find a lot of things interesting so you will find me quiet in most conversations other times I really do not have what to say or what I have to say is brief and I don't want people looking at me with a go-on expression. I'm a very emotional person and things hurt me in a blink, I'm just not very good with an expression so I come off as emotionless or nonchalant. I love food, I just have no interest in cooking. If I start quantifying your love, I'm preparing myself for the breakup. If I was in the UK or the US, I don't think I would have ever dated a black guy. I tend not to make any firm decision because once I decide on something my mind can't be changed. My attention span is limited. If you talk to me while I'm writing I will forget everything in my head. I dislike liars especially if we are in a relationship. I d...

I'm Pregnant

  Bless me Father for i have sinned, It has been 4 years since my last confession. This is one of my sins I killed somebody. Well,not yet I just found out i'm pregnant and the next best thing is abortion  so I sort of want God to forgive me before i go ahead. PRIEST: Does the Father know? ME:Does the father know? Do I even know who the mother is? I think the best question is  PRIEST:Who is the Father ME: yea His name is Owers and i met him during, wait OMG it's probably Dariuses (whispering) when i left Darius house I met Promise Did we have sex? I was drunk no we didn't yes,we did nahh,we didn't God of mercy PRIEST:What? Father,it could be Owers,Darius,Promise or even Abel's I don't know. This Child belongs to God,I'm sending him back  and you are going to help me pray against accident or any form of demonic attack on his or her way or maybe their way I don't care at this point. Hail Mary,Glory be to the Father Please tell me what to say and whatever p...

My OCD And I

Hello everyone, how are we doing? First of all, I want to say thank you to God and the people that organized this event. I'm so honored to have been selected and to even be standing before you all this beautiful morning. Alright. There are so many things I do not like  but two things are on the front cover of this "my do not like magazine". One the top right are the people who claim to have an OCD  just because they are a bit cleaner than what could be accepted as normal  and right below it are people who say they are depressed because they are sad. I have a problem with the person, what they say and how they say it. They basically always make OCD something to aspire for while drawing attention and sympathy to themselves. This makes me wonder where the got their orientation on OCD from, why they felt it should be their identity and why they never bothered reading about it before choosing to be identified by it. I remember a friend who took pride in saying 'ooh my OCD ...

The Kind Of Men I Want

The Lord is my shepherd I shall not wan t  but the spirit is willing and the flesh is weak now I want a lot of things. So you see this talk about girls preferring dark skin guys compared to the lighter ones; I don't know if I have a specific preference, more like my whole thought process into picking a guy goes through different pot holes. For instance, My previous identity was situationship and heartbreak but I have been bought by the blood of the lamb and old names have passed away. I died and resurrected in him so behold a new creation (begin to speak in tongues now brethren) Praise the Lord Amen At a point due to my excursion in the different cities of men, I concluded I was going to marry a white guy. That's want number 1 Want number 2 My obsession with guys who have long hair. Long hair that can be packed(very important) so if there is a white guy without hair or with short hair and a black guy with long hair I will definitely go for the long hair guy. (E shock you bah, m...

The 3in1 Package

Hey, have you been trying to make sense out of what has been happening in the world? Do you struggle with anxiety and depression? Do your insecurities sometimes get the worst out of you and you just want to give up? Do you question the reason for your existence and conclude maybe you really do not have any purpose? Well, you are at the right place because I have a solution for you. Follow me; Introducing (Rolls curtain) The 3 in 1 package God the father God the son God the Holy spirit Let's talk about God the father; So in the beginning, God the Father created this world we live in. He literally spoke and everything came into existence (some kind of superhero stuff) Let me  burst your bubble, he created those superheroes you so love(spider-man, black panther, iron man, etc) Before he created your favorite marvel actors, He actually created some set of people by the name Adam and Eve.  Placed them in a garden and instructed them not to eat from a particular tree.  Well, Ev...