I'm Pregnant

 

Bless me Father for i have sinned,

It has been 4 years since my last confession.

This is one of my sins

I killed somebody.

Well,not yet

I just found out i'm pregnant and the next best thing is abortion so I sort of want God to forgive me before i go ahead.

PRIEST: Does the Father know?

ME:Does the father know?

Do I even know who the mother is?

I think the best question is 

PRIEST:Who is the Father

ME: yea

His name is Owers and i met him during,

wait OMG it's probably Dariuses

(whispering) when i left Darius house I met Promise

Did we have sex?

I was drunk

no we didn't

yes,we did

nahh,we didn't

God of mercy

PRIEST:What?

Father,it could be Owers,Darius,Promise or even Abel's

I don't know.

This Child belongs to God,I'm sending him back and you are going to help me pray against accident or any form of demonic attack on his or her way or maybe their way

I don't care at this point.

Hail Mary,Glory be to the Father

Please tell me what to say and whatever penance I need to undergo because I'm paying the flight ticket for this baby.

OWERS

I met Owers in school.

He was a regular student nothing spectacular about him,wasn't too tall,not muscular just a normal person.

Over time,we got talking became best of friends and we were literally inseperable. 

Anytime I brought up Gods name he didn't object,he was comfortable listening to me almost like God was a fictional character I loved so much so he always indulged me.

Owers never really went to church.He was a good person,believed there was a God and that was pretty much all about his Spiritual life.

Since i already started having feelings for him the constant talk about God was to change him but i got a seed before i could plant the seed of God in him.

 Because we are sent to preach the goodnews not to be the Holyspirit.

We are called to love everyone not to live with everyone.

DARIUS

Daruissss.

Darius was a Muslim,cool, calm collected.

I loved Darius. He was an eye candy.

Darius knew a little bit about everything but Darius didn't know God.

He knew Allah but he didn't know the God i served.

At this point,i don't know if I really knew the God I claimed to have served because I didn't care.

I played my worship songs and no the intention wasn't to transform him.

I just did it out of habit.

His favorite was I surrender by Hillsongs, one would think one day He would surrender to God but no that only happen in movies.

He vibe with the sermons i listened to too but after vibing Darius prayed to the God he knew.

I still didn't care after all what could go wrong?

He passed through Mohammed to Allah,I passed through Jesus to God.

The difference is just the mediator:Jesus,Mohammed we still met a God at the end of it so no big deal right?

but Mohammed doesn't have the same laws as Jesus Christ so do not be unequally yoked

PROMISE

God of Abraham,you are the God of covenant, faithful promises...

Yea, that's how we started talking.

I ministered this in church and he felt obligated to introduce himself to me since his name was Promise as the title of my ministration too.

Promise was a worker in church,you could almost mistake him for the pastor.

Ushering..he was there

Media..there you will find Promise

Choir..he was there.

Cell meetings...you know how this ends

Promise did everything in church,attended all weekday services ,never missed church.

So me being me, decided Promise was the man for me

#i've  found a love for me,darling just dive right in and follow my lead...

but promise only sang promises in church and when he got home he fulfilled his promises to the devil by blasting  music with the most profane words.

Promise spoke in tongues in church and at home the only sound his tongue could produce were cussed words.

Promise choice of movies had me questioning if  pornography was okay because a little sex scenes in all episodes doesn't count

 but as usual i didn't mind because sometimes we know better but we don't do better.

Sometimes we forget everyone is welcome in church including the sick people.

We forget our works are going to be tested and all those eye service will be like a puff of smoke

We forget if we are not careful one day the master might say John i know,Peter i know but stop disguising i do not know you.

ABEL

I feel bad for Abel.

I literally disvirgined him.

I don't feel bad for what i did,I feel bad that i had to be the Judas in his life.Somebody had to do it mahn.

Did i enjoy it?

No,he didn't even know what to do obviously.It was painful all through

Did i die?

No,I think my flesh got abundant life

Did I know it was a sin?

Yes

Did I still go ahead to do it so i could make a mockerey out of Jesus death and grieve the Holyspirit?

Yes

Why though

because His grace is in abundance and He is a forgiving father

bruh,i just need to ask for forgiveness and i will be as white as snow.

Will it be the same sin over and over?

Yes

but do i care?

No

why though

because i don't realize although God is merciful he is also the chief Judge and even though he doesn't condemn the sinner he judges the sin.

Doctor:Rosemary,Rosemary,Are you okay?

Rosemary: sorry,yes yea i'm sorry i got lost in my thought.

What did you say please?

Doctor:I said you are six weeks pregnant congratulations

Rosemary:yea,i got that part.

Doctor:We can schedule your appointments for your antenatal care and

Rosemay:No,no thank you

thank you really

I appreciate

With that being written

I'm Emediong

and this is Dimensionsofgold

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