MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

I don't think there is anyone of age who hasn't had a crush....which of age?

Even babies too are now crushing on their fellow babies or seniors!(Don't ask me how,ask those who were childhood friends and finally gotten married,they will explain better.)

So if you've had a crush before I think you will relate to what I will be writing but if you claim you haven't,then just read cause you will experience it sooner or later.

See,humans we don't like to be realistic.

We are always dreaming because I don't see any reason you will ask someone the qualities they want in their partner and they start with character.

Don't get me wrong, character is very essential but bro/babe,the first thing you notice about someone is their face.Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder,whoever you  are meeting has to be presentable before you first,then you start talking about character."I don't really care about the face"..says who.WE DO.

I will be using a 'She'
Okay,so you just arrived maybe at a bar or wherever and you saw this guy who is very sharp looking,all of a sudden you have started having fantasies about him.

Some of us try to act so mature... while wishing he walks up to you,you try so much to make him feel you have not noticed him..sometimes he doesn't even notice you.

Sister you have opened your diary of crush.

That night,you are just thinking about him,you have become an FBI agent.

You have stalked him and even know relatives he has no idea of.The next day,you visit the same bar by now you have already made up your mind that will become your favorite bar..My sister,the guy doesn't visit the bar regularly but we know somehow you get to meet him again.

The first heart break happens when you see him with a girl who may be just a friend or sister but your heart is boiling with water so you either ignore after all ....why are you vexing with someone who doesn't even know you exist or you just have domestic accident close to him...trip and fall,he catches you or your purse falls and everything spills he hurries to help...or sister just faint so he carries you to the hospital..but two things are involved here..he either drops you and leave or stays..if he stays mission accomplished...now he will notice you.But either ways he may decide to take you as a friend.

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For those in school,all of a sudden you decide to have a best friend in his class but he sometimes doesn't notice your hard work.The one that is even more painful is when you gather courage to approach him and he girl--friends you...notice the space,that's the friend zone.

Then,I don't know you are now dating someone or the new person you are crushing on is noticing you that's when you become a celebrity in school..EVERY GUY NOW NOTICES YOU..how and why does that happen?

Every guy suddenly love the way you dress and smell.The crush you liked who didn't notice you breaks up with his girlfriend to profess how he had always loved you..like why...nigga..was I a lion then that you were afraid of my claws that I have suddenly turn into a lamb that you can approach and the confused you starts to have throwback feelings.

Babe that's how you have spoilt market for yourself with the present crush or someone you are now dating....You start meeting your throw back crush and then your relationship status becomes ''it's complicated''.

TO BE CONTINUED.

 mission accomplished

Dear Emmy in 2020,

2017 Emmy was a clown.

Ogbeni,speak for yourself which one is we do?

If physical attraction is a quality for you fine but there are really people out here who do not care about that so to each his own.

Physical attraction is important to me if we will be in a relationship regardless of character.

Dear God,

Please bless Emmy with a man she is physically attracted to so she doesn't put her nose in other peoples criteria

Amen.